Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama so fat, her blood type is Ragu!

Joke: Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1!

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when she fell down it was hilarious. I wasn't laughing, but the floor was cracking up!

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when the doctor found out she had a rapidly progressing flesh eating bacteria, he told her not to worry about it.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she opened her email just so she could eat the spam.