Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Your mama is so fat that her belt size is equator.

Joke: Yo mama so fat her scabs are in the shape of bacon

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said I want your weight not your phone number.

Joke: Your mamas so fat her cloak size is quidditch pitch

Joke: Yo momma's so hairy she's got afro on her nipples!