Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when Jesus told peter to come to him on the water, he had to add"only peter."

Joke: Yo mama so fat, Sam's Club was forced to stop selling things in bulk.

Joke: Yo mama so stupid, she took toast to France to make french toast.

Joke: Yo mama so dumb, when she hopped in the pool, she took a cue stick with her and said"pool time."

Joke: Yo momma's so thin that when she turned sideways she disappeared.