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By liam jones
Joke: Have you heard about the mathematical plant?
Punch line: It has square roots!
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Joke: How many topologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Punch line: One, but what to do with the doughnut?
Joke: An onion field is a commutative onion ring in which every nonzero onion has an inverse.
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Joke: If a pizza has a radius z and height a, what would its volume be?
Punch line: The volume of the pizza would be (pi)(z)(z)(a).
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Joke: Why is statistics never anyone's favorite subject?
Punch line: It's just average.
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