Math Jokes

 

1 ratings
0 saves

Joke: C and C++ walk into a bar. They order drinks but C spills his all over C++. C++, infuriated, yells at him, "C! You have no class!"


Show Your Support :)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

11 ratings
0 saves

Joke: A man and his wife are both mathematicians. He is leaving for the store so he asks his wife if she wants anything. She yells in his face, "4!"

He wonders why she yelled at him, but thinks for a moment and brings back two dozen eggs.


Show Your Support :)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

8 ratings
1 saves

Joke: A boy is looking up at the sky and sees something, but he doesn't know what it is. He asks his mother but she can't tell so she points him to his brother. But again his brother has no idea, so he points him to his father. Finally the boy asks his father, but his father has no idea either. So his father points him back to his mother.

At this point the boy knows what it is, because it takes 3 points to define a plane.


Show Your Support :)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

2 ratings
0 saves

Joke: Why did 1/5 go to the masseuse?


Punch line: He was two-tenths.


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

19 ratings
1 saves

Joke: Pascal, Newton, and Einstein decide to play hide-and-seek. Einstein is "it" first. Pascal runs and hides behind a tree. Newton stands right behind Einstein and draws a one meter by one meter square around himself.

Newton turns around and yells, "I found you, Pascal!"


Show Your Support :)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+