Laffy Taffy Jokes

Joke: How do you catch a squirrel?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
I'm great, thanks for asking.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands! This is a stick up!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
UPS.
UPS who?
... Just UPS, I need your signature.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
Haha. Gross.