Laffy Taffy Jokes

Joke: What do you call a cat that sues a cat?

Joke: Why do we not tell secrets in the corn patch?

Joke: What is a caterpillar afraid of?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
Haha. Gross.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
UPS.
UPS who?
... Just UPS, I need your signature.