Laffy Taffy Jokes

 

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Joke: What did the digital clock say to its mom?


Punch line: Look Mom, no hands!


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Joke: Why don't ducks tell jokes while they are flying?


Punch line: Because they would quack up!


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Joke: What garden has the most vegetables?


Punch line: Flash Garden.


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Joke: Three foreign guys came to america, and they knew no english. the first guy liked watching dora, and learned the phrase: "we did it!" the second guy liked going to restarantus, so he learned the phrase: "forks and knives". finally they all went to a candy store and the third guy learned:"he stole my lollipop". click on show punchline to see what happens.


Punch line: One day, they were at a baseball game. they were murder suspects, so the officer asked them if they killed the guy, and they said "We did it!" then he asked him what with. "forks and knives" "why?" "he stole my lollipop." they were all arrested.


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Joke: What's the best way to brush your hare?


Punch line: Hold him firmly by his long ears and brush gently.


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