Knock Knock Jokes

 

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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candice!
Candice who?
Candice get any better!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, could you stop talking and open it?


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28 ratings
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for ten minutes!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe!
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito. Open the door so I can bite you!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Beezer!
Beezer who?
Beezer black and yellow, and they make honey.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amish!
Amish who?
You're not a shoe!


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31 ratings
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
Who who who who who, how long do I have to do this? Who who who...


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Myth!
Myth who?
Myth you too!


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7 ratings
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind! Are you a pig or an owl?


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