Knock Knock Jokes

 

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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
To
To who?
No, it's to whom.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rufus
Rufus who?
Rufus the most important part of your house.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
I love that show.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, could you stop talking and open it?


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and grab me something to drink.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Madam!
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind! Are you a pig or an owl?


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Joke: Knock Knock!
Who's there?
I'm the interrupting doctor!
The interr-
You have cancer.


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Joke: Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cash!
Cash who?
No thanks, I could go for some almonds though.


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