Knock Knock Jokes

 

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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ya!
Ya who?
Nope, Google.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I can say who!
I can say who who?
Do you always have to one up me?


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dewey!
Dewey who?
Dewey have time to drink some tea!?


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Juno!
Juno who?
Juno who it is!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Nobody
Nobody who?
...


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ice pick!
Ice pick who?
Ice pick English, I've never heard of who?


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mayonnaise!
Mayonnaise who?
Mayonnaise a lot of people in here!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rufus!
Rufus who?
The roof! The roof! The Rufus on fire!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rufus
Rufus who?
Rufus the most important part of your house.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pea catch!
Pea catch who?
I choose you!


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