Knock Knock Jokes

 

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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Gone up!
Gone up who?
The bathroom is that way...


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Coma!
Coma who?
Coma little closer and I'll tell you!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Irish Stu!
Irish Stu who?
Irish Stu in the name of the law!
Irish Stu = I arrest you.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Iguana!
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Queen
Queen who?
Queen yourself, I can smell you through the door.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ho ho!
Ho ho who?
Is it Christmas already?!


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Joke: Knock knock
Who's there?
The
The who?
They are a great band, but I don't know what they have to do with this.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I love!
I love who?
Aw! I love you too!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candice!
Candice who?
Candice get any better!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Panther!
Panther who?
Panth-er no panth, I'm going swimming!
(Panth = pants)


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