Knock Knock Jokes

 

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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
The polite interrupting cow.
The polite inter...
Excuse me! I'm sorry to interrupt, but moo!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pea catch!
Pea catch who?
I choose you!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
The interrupting pirate!
The Interr-
Arrrrrrrg you gonna let me in or not?


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Phillip!
Phillip who?
Fill up your pool! I wanna take a dip!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jenny!
Jenny who?
Jenny'd to open the door right now!


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Joke: Knock knock
Who's there?
The
The who?
They are a great band, but I don't know what they have to do with this.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Diploma!
Diploma who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Come in!
You ruined the joke!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Goliath!
Goliath who?
Goliath down, you lookith tired!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind! Are you a pig or an owl?


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