Knock Knock Jokes

 

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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Odor!
Odor who?
Odor a little deodorant, you smell terrible.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Althea!
Althea who?
Althea later alligator!!!


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Joke: Knock knock
Who's there?
CD's!
CD's who?
CD's arms, I work out every day.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I love!
I love who?
Aw! I love you too!


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Joke: Knock Knock Who's There? Ahmed Ahmed who?


Punch line: Ahmed the payphone trying to call home. All of my change I spent on you.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Daisy!
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin', they hatin'.
(It's a song)


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Knock knock!
Who's there?!
Oh I'm just a tree branch, don't mind me.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cows go!
Cows go who?
No, silly, cows go moo!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jenny!
Jenny who?
Jenny'd to open the door right now!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Phillip!
Phillip who?
Fill up your pool! I wanna take a dip!


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