Clean Jokes

Joke: Why did the girl fall of the swing Because sh had no arms

Joke: 10 Facts About You: 1. You're reading this now. 2. You're realizing that this is a stupid fact. 4. You didn't notice I skipped number 3. 5. You're checking now. 6. You're smiling. 7. You're still reading this even though it is stupid. 9. You didn't realize I skipped number 8. 10.You're checking again and smiling because you fell for it again. 11. You're enjoying this. 12. You didn't realize I said 10 facts not 12.

Joke: Why was six scared of seven?

Joke: There were two goldfish in a tank. One turned to the other and said: " you man the guns and I will drive" Hahahhahahahhahah

Joke: What did the chocolate ALIAN say?