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Joke: Why did the opera singer go sailing?
Punch line: Because she wanted to hit the high C’s.
Joke: Why do elephants have trunks?
Punch line: Because they'd look funny with suitcases.
Joke: What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Punch line: "Between you and me, something smells!"
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Joke: What did one plate say to the other plate?
Punch line: Dinner's on me tonight!
Joke: What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Punch line: Sue.
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