Chuck Norris Jokes

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Chuck Norris jokes are outlandish jokes that point to the masculinity and overall manliness of the actor and martial artist Chuck Norris. The actor, Chuck Norris, is best known for his starring role in 'Walker, Texas Ranger' in which he is a roundhouse kicking, beard-baring manly man. These jokes are mostly an Internet fad that starting in the mid-2000's. They exaggerate the qualities of Chuck Norris by creating funny situations and make impossible claims about the abilities and attributes of the actor. The response to Chuck Norris jokes was massive. Due to the popularity of the jokes, Chuck Norris has had multiple advertising deals and has been featured as a cultural icon. We scour the Web for the best Chuck Norris jokes, so please peruse our selection of the popular jokes.


 

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Joke: Chuck Norris runs on the treadmill until it gets tired.


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Joke: Chuck Norris was attacked and bit by a zombie. The zombie came back to life, and died.


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Joke: Chuck Norris' blood type isn't AB, it's BA.


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Joke: Chuck Norris drove across the country in a car without gas... Or an engine.


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Joke: Chuck Norris can bunt a home run.


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