Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: After Walker Texas Ranger it isn't credits that roll over the screen. It's a list of fatalities.

Joke: The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into production. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

Joke: Chuck Norris was once challenged to a breathe holding contest by a fish. Needless to say, the fish drowned.

Joke: When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, his mother checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Joke: Honestly, I don't understand why people think Chuck Norris is so great. I think-

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