Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris urinated near a truck once. We now know that truck as Optimus Prime.

Joke: Chuck Norris eats steak with a plastic spork.

Joke: Chuck Norris has never had an eating disorder. He has however, eaten disorder.

Joke: Chuck Norris is an organ donor. He's donated hundreds of bodies.

Joke: Chuck Norris once ran the Tour de France backwards... He wanted to see what second place looked like.