Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the 13th... The next day he won the lottery.

Joke: Chuck Norris urinated near a truck once. We now know that truck as Optimus Prime.

Joke: Chuck Norris eats steak with a plastic spork.

Joke: Chuck Norris has never had an eating disorder. He has however, eaten disorder.

Joke: Chuck Norris once ran the Tour de France backwards... He wanted to see what second place looked like.