Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Honestly, I don't understand why people think Chuck Norris is so great. I think-

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Joke: Chuck Norris was once bit by a deadly venomous snake... After days of agony, the snake died.

Joke: Chuck Norris was once challenged to a breathe holding contest by a fish. Needless to say, the fish drowned.

Joke: Chuck Noris threw a grenade, it killed 50 people. Then it exploded.

Joke: As a kid Chuck Norris burned ants with a magnifying glass... At night.