Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.

Joke: Chuck Norris watches Blue-ray all the time... On his record player.

Joke: The only reason Charlie Sheen was ever winning was because Chuck Norris wasn't playing.

Joke: Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the 13th... The next day he won the lottery.

Joke: Ozzy Osbourne stole the idea of biting a bats head off from Chuck Norris... The only difference is that Chuck used a pterodactyl.