Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: As a kid Chuck Norris burned ants with a magnifying glass... At night.

Joke: For Chuck Norris all bottles are squeeze bottles.

Joke: Chuck Norris was bit by a rabid dog, he had to get a Chuck Norris shot.

Joke: The sun can't look at Chuck Norris without blinking.

Joke: The Black Eyed Peas were originally The Peas. That was before they met Chuck Norris.