Chemistry Jokes

 

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Joke: Where do dangerous chemicals go?


Punch line: The hood (fume hood).


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Joke: What is cesium and iodine's favorite TV show?


Punch line: CSI.


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Joke: If alcohol and driving don't mix, why does my car run off of ethanol?


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Joke: Teacher: If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the-
Chemistry student: Precipitate, I know.


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Joke: Why didn't Platinum fit in with Gold and Silver?


Punch line: He isn't a part of their family.


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