Blonde Jokes

 

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Joke: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?


Punch line: You only have to punch information into a computer once.


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Joke: (you must return to the 70s with me for this one) Why can't the Blonde make Kool-aid?


Punch line: The directions on the packet of "KOOL-AID" said, "Just add 2 quarts of water". The PROBLEM is that she could NOT figure out how to get 2 quarts of water in that little packet......


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Joke: Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"


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Joke: A blonde goes to the doctor after hurting herself. The doctor tells her, "You're going to have to take it easy at work for a couple of weeks." He then gives her a note for her employer.

When the blonde brings the note to her employer he tells her, "Okay, I guess you're going to have to have light duty for the next few weeks."

The blonde replies, "Oh no! I don't know how to change lights."


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Joke: A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773." A blonde student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it."


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