Blonde Jokes

 

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Joke: How are blondes like snowflakes?


Punch line: They can't drive.


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Joke: A blonde walks into a store and shows a clerk she would like a particular TV. He tells her, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."

Enraged she goes home, dyes her hair, and returns the next day. She approaches another salesman and shows him the TV. He tells her, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."

Angry, she says, "How did you know I was blonde?"

He replies, "That's not a TV, it's a microwave."


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Joke: Two blondes are standing on a balcony staring at the moon. One asks the other, "What do you think is closer, the moon or California?"

The other one replies, "Can you see Florida from here?"


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Joke: How do you kill a dumb blonde?


Punch line: Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.


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Joke: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?


Punch line: The winner of last year's hide-and-go-seek game.


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