Blonde Jokes

 

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Joke: A blonde goes on a hot date and they end up making out in his car. he asks the blonde, "You want to get in the back seat?"

She replies, "No!"

Things continue to get hotter and he asks her again. She replies, "No!."

He asks her why she refuses and she replies, "I want to stay up here with you."


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Joke: How are blondes like snowflakes?


Punch line: They can't drive.


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Joke: There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."


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Joke: How do you get a blonde with one arm out of a tree?


Punch line: Wave at her.


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Joke: What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair a different color?


Punch line: Artificial intelligence.


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