Question: A man goes down to the beach and starts walking on the beach, he has to get to the circus in a hurry and so he practices his act on the way, even though he had walked for an hour his feet weren't the least bit tired, why?
Answer: His act involved walking around the stage on his hands.
Question: A man is found dead on a Sunday morning. His wife calls the police immediately. The police question the wife and staff. The wife said she was asleep, the cook said he was cooking breakfast, the gardener said she was picking vegetables, the butler said he was cleaning the closet, and the maid said she was getting the post. The police immediately arrested the murderer.Who was the murderer?
Answer: The maid because there's no post on Sundays.