Question: Two penguins are in a canoe, in the middle of the dessert, with paddles. They are rowing when the first penguin turns to the 2nd penguin & asks WHERE IS your paddle? The 2nd penguin responds, "yup sure does". Why did the 2nd penguin respond this way?
Answer: The question the 1st penguin asked should sound like "where is your paddle?" But what he really said was "wear" is your paddle?
Question: A man is found dead on a Sunday morning. His wife calls the police immediately. The police question the wife and staff. The wife said she was asleep, the cook said he was cooking breakfast, the gardener said she was picking vegetables, the butler said he was cleaning the closet, and the maid said she was getting the post. The police immediately arrested the murderer.Who was the murderer?
Answer: The maid because there's no post on Sundays.