Question: Two penguins are in a canoe, in the middle of the dessert, with paddles. They are rowing when the first penguin turns to the 2nd penguin & asks WHERE IS your paddle? The 2nd penguin responds, "yup sure does". Why did the 2nd penguin respond this way?
Answer: The question the 1st penguin asked should sound like "where is your paddle?" But what he really said was "wear" is your paddle?