Question: A couple goes on a plane. The plane crashes. The crash is in all the newspapers, on all the news channels on radio and television, and everywhere for everything. You know why? Because every single person died. But the next day, that same couple are found walking on the street, happy as can be, not a scratch or bruise on them. How can that be? P.S.: For more fun, only read this once. Reading it more will give it away plainly, and you came here to have fun, right?
Answer: They're a couple. I said every SINGLE person died. They aren't single, they're in a relationship!!!
Question: A man obtains a vial of the deadliest venom on earth. A single drop could kill a fully-grown man within seconds. He drinks the entire vial and after a minute, he is not harmed. How did he do it?
Answer: Venom is only dangerous when injected into the bloodstream, not when drunk. Poison is dangerous when drunk. Practically anybody could drink that vial without dying.
Question: A detective who was mere days away from cracking an international oil smuggling ring has suddenly gone missing.While inspecting his last-known location,officers find a note:710 57735 34 5508 51 7718.Currently there are 3 suspects:Bill John,and Todd. Can you break this answer and tell me the reason.
Answer: Bill is the suspect,if read upside down the number read "Bill is boss. He sells oil."