Question: A boy was born before his father, killed his mother, and married his sister. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born before his father (As in in front of), his mom died giving birth, and he married sister marry (He became a priest).
Question: A man is found dead on a Sunday morning. His wife calls the police immediately. The police question the wife and staff. The wife said she was asleep, the cook said he was cooking breakfast, the gardener said she was picking vegetables, the butler said he was cleaning the closet, and the maid said she was getting the post. The police immediately arrested the murderer.Who was the murderer?
Answer: The maid because there's no post on Sundays.