Question: A panda walks into a local restaurant. He eats some pickled bamboo, shoots the manager, then walks out the door. The police arrive and question the panda. "Did you shoot the manager?" they ask. "Look at the dictionary," the panda replies. What does the dictionary say?
Answer: The panda eats shoots and leaves. (Eats food, shoots manager, leaves restaurant.)
Question: A man obtains a vial of the deadliest venom on earth. A single drop could kill a fully-grown man within seconds. He drinks the entire vial and after a minute, he is not harmed. How did he do it?
Answer: Venom is only dangerous when injected into the bloodstream, not when drunk. Poison is dangerous when drunk. Practically anybody could drink that vial without dying.
Question: A detective who was mere days away from cracking an international oil smuggling ring has suddenly gone missing.While inspecting his last-known location,officers find a note:710 57735 34 5508 51 7718.Currently there are 3 suspects:Bill John,and Todd. Can you break this answer and tell me the reason.
Answer: Bill is the suspect,if read upside down the number read "Bill is boss. He sells oil."