Question: A man builds a rectangular house. After he builds the house he wants to place a clock on a south wall. Because there are so many south walls he places the clock on a random wall. He sits in front of the sits in front of the clock for ten minutes until he hears a knock on his font door. The man opens the door to see a bear on his front porch. The bear kills him. What color was the bear and why?
Answer: White because he was in the north pole.
Question: A man is found dead on a Sunday morning. His wife calls the police immediately. The police question the wife and staff. The wife said she was asleep, the cook said he was cooking breakfast, the gardener said she was picking vegetables, the butler said he was cleaning the closet, and the maid said she was getting the post. The police immediately arrested the murderer.Who was the murderer?
Answer: The maid because there's no post on Sundays.