Funny Riddles

 

Question: What is bought by the yard by is worn by the foot?


Question: How can "L" be greater in size than "XL"?

Question: What always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Question: A king, queen, and two twins all lay in a large room.

How are there no adults in the room?

Question: I have 13 arms, 10 legs, 2 head, and smell like burnt denim.

What am I?