Joke #97

Joke: A man owns a rabbit farm and is known around the world for his rabbits who can lift more than any man. A little boy asks him "How do you keep your rabbits so strong?"

The man replies, "It's no secret." He pulls out a bottle of shampoo and says, "Keeps your hares strong!"

Joke: What do you call a bear without shoes?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Coma!
Coma who?
Coma little closer and I'll tell you!

Joke: What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courthouse?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Gorilla!
Gorilla who?
Gorilla burger! I've got the buns.

Joke: What is a vampire's favorite food?