Joke #1865

Joke: Mahatma Gandhi spent most of his time barefoot, covering his feet with calluses. He ate very little, which made him frail. His odd diet also gave him bad breath.

What did this make him?

Joke: Why is it dangerous to tell jokes on the ice? It might 'crack' up.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Theresa!
Theresa who?
Theresa courier for you!

Joke: What's the difference between a jazz and rock guitarist?

Joke: What did the provolone say to the cheddar on picture day?

Joke: Which is richer: a lake or a river?