Joke: A lady cop pulls over an old man and his wife. She asks the man for his license and registration. He asks his wife, "What did she say?"
His wife replies, "She asked for your license and registration dear." He hands the officer what she asked for.
The police woman then says, "Oh you're from New York? I used to have a lover from New York. But he was a terrible lover."
The man asks his wife, "What did she say?"
His wife replies, "She thinks she used to know you."
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Joke: Mahatma Gandhi spent most of his time barefoot, covering his feet with calluses. He ate very little, which made him frail. His odd diet also gave him bad breath.
What did this make him?
Punch line: A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.