Joke #1306

Joke: A man and his wife are listening to a guy explain his religious beliefs saying, "Every time you die you are reincarnated as a different creature."

His wife replies, "I want to be a cow!"

The man says, "No, a different one."

Joke: Why is it dangerous to tell jokes on the ice? It might 'crack' up.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Theresa!
Theresa who?
Theresa courier for you!

Joke: What's the difference between a jazz and rock guitarist?

Joke: What did the provolone say to the cheddar on picture day?

Joke: Which is richer: a lake or a river?