Joke #1263

Joke: What's green and sings?

Joke: What do you call a bear without shoes?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Coma!
Coma who?
Coma little closer and I'll tell you!

Joke: What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courthouse?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Gorilla!
Gorilla who?
Gorilla burger! I've got the buns.

Joke: What is a vampire's favorite food?