Joke #1167

Joke: A man's wife yells up the stairs to him, "The sun's finally come out!" He quickly throws shorts, flip flops, and a tank top on.

When he runs down stairs he sees his son holding his friend Tom's hand. The man's wife looks at him shocked, and says, "Oh God, not you too."

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Joke: If King Tut had a watchmaker, and that watchmaker had a favorite 80's movie, what would it be?

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