Short Jokes

 

5 ratings
0 saves

Joke: When do ducks wake up?


Punch line: At the quack of dawn!


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

102 ratings
0 saves

Joke: How does a cow do math?


Punch line: With a cowculator.


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

50 ratings
2 saves

Joke: How do roosters awaken?


Punch line: With an alarm cluck.


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

28 ratings
1 saves

Joke: How do sheep get clean?


Punch line: They take a baa-aa-aa-th.


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

11 ratings
1 saves

Joke: What's green and sings?


Punch line: "Elvis Parsley!!"


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+