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Joke: What's E.T. short for?
Punch line: He doesn't have legs.
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Joke: What's a baby's motto?
Punch line: If you don't succeed cry cry again.
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Joke: When do ducks wake up?
Punch line: At the quack of dawn!
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Joke: How do hens stay fit?
Punch line: They always eggs-ercise.
Joke: Which monkey can fly?
Punch line: A hot air baboon!
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