50 ratings3 saves
Joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Punch line: Because 7 ate 9.
26 ratings1 saves
Joke: When was meat so high?
Punch line: When the cow jumped over the moon.
17 ratings3 saves
Joke: What's E.T. short for?
Punch line: He doesn't have legs.
6 ratings1 saves
Joke: What's a baby's motto?
Punch line: If you don't succeed cry cry again.
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Joke: When do ducks wake up?
Punch line: At the quack of dawn!
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