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Joke: When can't your pencil write a check?


Punch line: When it's broke.


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Joke: A man went to the store to buy 6 cans on Sprite. You can imagine how mad he was when he got home and discovered he had picked 7UP.


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Joke: When does a gnat have its best ideas?


Punch line: On the fly.


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Joke: Why do Java programmers wear glasses?


Punch line: They don't C#.


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Joke: An ant and a centipede are hanging out and they run out of pop. The ant is going to get more but the centipede tells him, "Let me go, I'm faster with all of my legs." The ant agrees.

After waiting a couple of hours the ant calls the centipede, "What's taking so long?"

The centipede replies, "Hold on, I almost have my shoes on."


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