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Joke: A man named Tom meets a man named Clark at a party on the 30th floor of a building. They get to talking and Clark tells Tom that the wind is just right so that if you jump out the window you will circle the building and fly right back in. Tom naturally doesn't believe him. Clark proves it by jumping out the window a few times and coming right back in. Finally Tom believes him and he jumps out of the window breaking every bone in his body.

Clark's girlfriend Lois turns to him and says "You can be a real jerk when you're drunk superman."


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Joke: What does somebody who has dyslexia, insomnia, and schizophrenia think about?


Punch line: They ponder the existence of dog all night.


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Joke: What's red and smells like blue paint?


Punch line: Red paint.


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Joke: If there are three men in a boat with a bunch of fireworks but no lighters, what do they do?


Punch line: Throw out a firework so the boat becomes a firework lighter.


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Joke: Why does Santa have three gardens?


Punch line: So he can hoe hoe hoe!


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