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Joke: What does somebody who has dyslexia, insomnia, and schizophrenia think about?


Punch line: They ponder the existence of dog all night.


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Joke: What's red and smells like blue paint?


Punch line: Red paint.


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Joke: If there are three men in a boat with a bunch of fireworks but no lighters, what do they do?


Punch line: Throw out a firework so the boat becomes a firework lighter.


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Joke: Two men were walking through a forest and spotted an aggressive looking bear. The first man took his running shoes out of his backpack and started to put them on. The second man said "You really think you can outrun that bear?"

The first man replied "Don't have to... I just have to outrun you."


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Joke: Why does Santa have three gardens?


Punch line: So he can hoe hoe hoe!


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