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Joke: What's red and smells like blue paint?


Punch line: Red paint.


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Joke: If there are three men in a boat with a bunch of fireworks but no lighters, what do they do?


Punch line: Throw out a firework so the boat becomes a firework lighter.


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Joke: Why does Santa have three gardens?


Punch line: So he can hoe hoe hoe!


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Joke: How do you know when a train has just come through?


Punch line: It leaves tracks.


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Joke: A man went to a job interview. The first thing they told him was "We are looking for somebody responsible."

The man replied "I'm just the man you're looking for. At my last job every time anything bad happened they told me I was responsible."


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