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Joke: Why did the robber take a bath?


Punch line: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway!


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Joke: What did the judge say to the dentist?


Punch line: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth!


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Joke: Why is Basketball such a messy sport?


Punch line: Because you dribble on the floor!


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Joke: Do you know how copper wire was invented?


Punch line: Two Jews were fighting over a penny.


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Joke: Mike Tyson walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender sees them and says, "Hey that's cool where did you get that?" The parrot answers, "Africa, there's freaking millions of them."


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