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Joke: Why are cows so jealous of clocks?
Punch line: Because people milk them too.
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Joke: When candy bars grow up, what do they want to be?
Punch line: A wrapper
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Punch line: SHE'S DEAD.
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Punch line: He was tipping his cow.
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Punch line: He's allergic to brains.
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