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Joke: Why are cows so jealous of clocks?


Punch line: Because people milk them too.


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Joke: When candy bars grow up, what do they want to be?


Punch line: A wrapper


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Joke: Why doesn't Cleopatra every use her cellphone?


Punch line: SHE'S DEAD.


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Joke: Why did the farmer feed his cow money?


Punch line: He was tipping his cow.


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Joke: Why does the zombie go "brians"?


Punch line: He's allergic to brains.


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