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Joke: Only a week after Christmas an irate Mum stormed into the toyshop. "I'm bringing back this unbreakable toy fire engine," she said to the man behind the counter. "It's useless!" "Surely he hasn't broken it already?" "No, he's broken all his other toys with it."


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Joke: What did the chocolate bar say to the lollipop?


Punch line: Hello, sucker!


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Joke: You're so ugly when you were born the doctor spanked yo momma!


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Joke: You're so ugly if you were my dog I'd shave it your ass and make you walk backwards!


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Joke: You're so ugly when you were a baby no one wanted to play with you. Yo poor momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just so she could get the dogs to play with you!


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