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Joke: Why does a skeleton not like to go swimming?
Punch line: Because they don't like to be soak down to the BONE.
Joke: What did the chocolate bar say to the lollipop?
Punch line: Hello, sucker!
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Joke: You're so ugly when you were born the doctor spanked yo momma!
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Joke: You're so ugly if you were my dog I'd shave it your ass and make you walk backwards!
Joke: You're so ugly when you were a baby no one wanted to play with you. Yo poor momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just so she could get the dogs to play with you!
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