Funny Jokes

Joke: A blonde woman wanted to make her mother proud by naming her first child after her favorite brother. When she introduced her mom to the baby she said "Mom, say hi to 'Uncle John'!"

Joke: Why is the morning of January 1st the laziest morning of the year?

Joke: What do you call a man with no shins?

Joke: How is an iPad like a pirate?

Joke: Why did somebody get shot just before the 100 meter dash?