Funny Jokes

Joke: A man and his girlfriend are discussing their relationship. She thinks he is too immature. He asks her, "If I'm immature, then how do I have so much butfore?"

She asks, "What's a butfore?"

"Pooping silly...."

Joke: Why did the man sleep in and miss the funeral?

Joke: Why should children never watch an orchestra?

Joke: What'd the man think when he saw a sneering dwarf climbing down a prison wall?

Joke: Two consonants and a vowel walk into a bar...