Joke: Mathematician: You're a 10
Girlfriend: Awe thank you.
Mathematician: In base 2...
Girlfriend: ...

Joke: Why did the insomniac go to jail?

Joke: Why did the young strawberry cry?

Joke: What do dogs celebrate on October 31st?

Joke: A man smells his wife making his favorite cookies as he is about to die. He decides to crawl downstairs to get one final treat before he goes. As he reaches for one of the cookies his wife smacks his hand with the spatula, "No! Those are for the funeral."

Joke: Chuck Norris was once bit by a deadly venomous snake... After days of agony, the snake died.