Joke: Yo mama's so poor, when she goes to KFC she licks other people's fingers.

Joke: The only reason Charlie Sheen was ever winning was because Chuck Norris wasn't playing.

Joke: Chuck Norris gave somebody a bone marrow transplant. Wolverine is very thankful.

Joke: Chuck Norris played with LEGO's once as a kid. The Egyptians took credit for it.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she put a peephole in a window.

Joke: Chuck Norris died once. But he ate some soup and got over it.