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Joke: How can you spot a tweeker at the grocery store?


Punch line: Because he is the one with the shopping cart upside down fixing the wheel!


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Joke: Two American Indians pass each other in a grocery store parking lot. The Indian going in the store asks, "Hey what do you got ?" "I got a 12 pack of beer for my old lady." The Indian that is leaving answers.Then the Indian going in the store smiles, hits his hand on his chest and points at the other Indian and says, "Good Trade !"


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Joke: Superman was flying over the Earth protecting it when he spots Wonder Woman nude sunbathing on the top of a high-rise building. He instantly gets a huge Superman boner. After 6 hours it still won't go away. He can't go back down to the Earth with it and he's got to do something so he figures if there's any woman on earth that could take that thing it would be Wonder Woman. He flies around the earth six times getting up to supersonic speed and flies down to Wonder Woman, does his thing and is gone in less than a second. Wonder woman asks "What the hell was that?" And the Invisible Man answers, "I don't know but my ass hole sure hurts!"


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Joke: Little Johnny was in class and yells out, "Hey teach, I gotta take a piss." The disgusted teacher asks her students, "Class, can anyone think of a different word to use other than the word piss?" And little Suzy raises her hand and says the word, "Urinate." The teacher says that is very good then tells little Johny that he can go to the bathroom as soon as he can use the word 'urinate' in a sentence. So he thinks about it for a moment and says, "Well teach, urinate but if you had bigger tits you'd be a 10 !"


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